Narwharlocks

I don't draw enough skulls around here... sadly my cat is more metal than me.

Narwharlocks

by sc0tticus on March 2, 2015 at 12:14 am

Chapter: Comic

Oh man… I blame the nonexistent imaginary drugs i don’t take on this mess today. But I’m a whore for skulls placed in ridiculously silly things.

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Scarecrow

The Soul Fucking Demonic Bear Narwharlocks must come from Australia, like Drop Bears, and everything else that can kill you and rape your soul
- Sc0tticus
  
  Australia, where you may accidentally sip huntsman spiders through your straw.
  - Cdietz
    
    or have snakes attack you from above. they should stay on the ground damn it!
  - Scarecrow
    
    What do you mean “accidentally”.There’s a reason we named our drinks “Spiders”
Cdietz

Narwharlocks should be a prestige class in the next addition of DnD
- Sebastian Ferguson
  
  It can be a Prestige class where you need to be an Old One Warlock and a Moon Druid
Souffrir

*Ahem*

You surviving the ice, Scott?
- Sc0tticus
  
  So far I am, it’s not looking too good for the cars sliding sideways down my road though. I think the guard rail got a few new scars today (which he’ll probably brag to all his guard rail friends)
Crestlinger

Nergil must have a cut+paste spell to create some of these things….
Vesuvius

Life threatening danger, worry about her self image. He’s got good priorities.
Trey the Dashian

Narwharlock as a background would be awesome
Randy Cocksway

I need a praise the Narwharlock T-Shirt and stat.
Pangoliath

You can tell they’re demonic simply by trying to utter they’re name. Seriously I get to the ‘h’ and my brain scrunchies up like it wants to do the back flip. It knows how, but there’s that hesitation right before when its like “how the h### does this go again?”
Matt [in Middletown]

And thus SFDBN the Unpronouncable entered the comic!
Price

This guy is definitely demonic because he is part narwhal. Narwhals are unnatural creature that are not of this world…
Darkest

…Am I the only one hoping for a Narwharlock background? *briefly scrolls through comments* Nope. : )
Michael Rohman

A Narwharlock background would be nice, but a T shirt would be even nicer! Yes, gallons nicer!
http://crowwith17eyes.co.vu/ Alex Emery

For some reason I misread “soul fucking” as “soul sucking”; if my brain did that to protect my innocence, it’s waaaay too late! Also Chase’s expression in the first panel is a right proper stunner, thank you for bringing that image into existence; it has made my evening.
Pyrate Ian

Chase’s being a good bf protecting Taryn’s self esteem…. from Soul fucking narwarlocks. that’s love.

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