Mother Said (New Tee in Blog!)

by sc0tticus on February 17, 2011 at 12:00 am

Chapter: Comic

Yes, it’s a filler, and I’m sorry for that BUT, the reason being the tee shirt I spent a decent portion of today working on Yes, this is maybe the final draft of it, not sure yet, but next week I will be taking pre-orders for it once I have it added to the store

└ Tags: Dapper Decorum, Dapper Finery

http://archivecrawl.com Catalyst

I’m assuming that you will not be carrying that shirt in a small or medium, as any fellow that is worthy of wearing one would flex and tear right through them…
- Cameron B
  
  Let’s be fair here. It’s always the skinny little guys who will do horribly unspeakable things to you with a ballpoint pen/ their bare hands, given the chance. Case in point, Scout. His hands may be leafy, but they are still bare. unless I’m blind he’s a medium. Also I’m skinny as shit and I am a career killer. In the infamous words of many lying women, size doesn’t matter.
- http://nerfthiscomic.com sc0tticus
  
  I may have to add a complimentary hunting knife to sell with the shirt in case you need to use it for bandages from battles.
  - Cameron B
    
    because knives should only be used AFTER the fight. good thinking, and we may need to get the word out to the majority of L.A.
    - http://nerfthiscomic.com sc0tticus
      
      hahaha, AFTER indeed.
      - nick
        
        I heard someone suggest a checklist on the back of things you killed with your bare hands. That would be cool.
      - the1truesushiboy
        
        I think it would be a great addition too.
Marissa.

LOL.
Bitches ain’t shit, indeed.
Kuru

Nergil.
He makes an eyepatch into dapper finery.
Although, the fellow’s hands on the t-shirt are not bared. I ask that this be remedied.
(I’ve already got $25 set aside for that shirt. Hope to see it soon!)
- http://nerfthiscomic.com sc0tticus
  
  A very good point that I didn’t even think of, I’ll have to fix that, thank you
- AristolochiaGialla
  
  Agreed. Bare hands all the way.
- http://nerfthiscomic.com sc0tticus
  
  the edit has been made
  - AristolochiaGialla
    
    Yay! Magnifico!
JacobAvail

No way! MY mother was a werewolf gypsy prostitute! High Five!
- http://nerfthiscomic.com sc0tticus
  
  gasp! Nergil might very well be your cousin (or brother)?
Esteban

That shirt is as good as mine! And as good as several other’s as well, I imagine! However, I do agree with a previous post. A checklist of animals killed with bare hands should be made on the back of the shirt.
- http://nerfthiscomic.com sc0tticus
  
  I may have to add that list, it all depends on cost after I get a quote together for a batch of them.
  - the1truesushiboy
    
    You should have a brainstorming session in the comments of the next update.
Hallsteinn

Indeed as Kuru stated, the boxing gloves should be removed as it is the “Kill Thing With Their Bare Hands Club”
- http://nerfthiscomic.com sc0tticus
  
  fixing now
Cameron B

Checklist indeed. And I also ask that the man’s fists be bared. Not a dealbreaker by any means (I was legitimately thinking we were getting the exact shirt he was wearing, and I was good with that, so anything extra’s just bonus points), but still, since you seem the type to try to perfect this as much as possible, those are my suggestions.
- Clinkenbeard
  
  Not going to lie, I almost liked the shirt he was wearing better. Simple, elegant, and says exactly what it means. That being said no matter what I am totally ordering this shirt
  - nick
    
    I agree, I would have been happy with the shirt from the comic.
    - candyvulture
      
      me too!!!
J Hulk

Yay shirt!
Also, in response to the first comment, it’s always the little guys that have something to prove. Case in point, I once brought down a guy roughly 1.5 to 2 times my size (I just climbed on his back and started thrashing him, eventually he fell over.)…I think this qualifies me for the club.
Fun
Humps-Freely

This Isn’t A Filler, This Is A Fine Episode Of “Drapper This! My Good Sir!”
squ33x

WTB 14 of those shirts so I can wear one every day of the week, and have extras for the next week because I’m that lazy.
- http://nerfthiscomic.com sc0tticus
  
  haha nice, also, you can fill those shirts with potatoes and make a handy flail
  - http://www.twitter.com/ODST_Alpha Kai
    
    Why fill them with fine potatoes when you can fill them with the bodies of your slain enemies? Great for impromptu pinatas!
  - Jety Lefr
    
    I own a flail, and it works much better than potato sacks. And yes, while I do own many many deadly weapons, I do in fact kill things with my bare hands. (ants at least)
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Eggfish

I’d just like to say that I would very much like to marry Nergil.

Thank you for your time~
http://benandlynn.wordpress.com thezombiegal

As soon as this comes out this will be my post valentines gift to my husband. Absolutely perfect!
cahoots

I concur on the checklist idea.
Lady M.

hahaha looks great!
the only thing I might change is that the flourishes at the top, though centered, have uneven spacing relative to the shark & man (touching the very manly man, not the shark). I would just add some more space so that it doesn’t touch, the more white space on a shirt, the better! I know what I’m saving my tips for this month!
mercenary

Shirt!!!!!!!
http://lawlscomic.com Joenis

That was possibly one of my favorite fillers yet.
jorvette

You and your comics are full of win
Jety Lefr

I love these guys. They’re just so nonchalant about everything.
oblivionjones

Love the t-shirt!!! Also, Jasper and Nergil are probably 80% as awesome as regular Nerf-this, so I wholeheartedly approve of fillers
OutLawRed

Dude, shirt = awesome sauce. AND if you could do Taryn’s dad’s exact shirt (in that sweet hunter green) this would be awesome sauce to the pi… mull it over, if you will.
suggestions for checklist items: bear(grizzly or polar); great white shark; siberian tiger; cape buffalo; covenant elite; brute necromorph; and then have “men” with a slew of tally marks underneath
Gungnir

Sir. You are awesome.
StereoAsh

Ah squee!
mundofeliz

My congratulations Sir. for this is a fabulous example of the finery of your acts and doings. Although for some reason i was hoping to find the intrepid man in the shirt fighting a mocking monster. However, indeed I admire your choice of things to kill with your bare hands Sir, indeed I do.
Loki

I’m SO down for this shirt.
Also, not just animals on the check list.
Maybe something humorously inanimate, such as “House” or “Red Sea?”
Something you can’t kill, and yet, still checked off.
- Cameron B
  
  dead sea? ohhhh yeah.
- the1truesushiboy
  
  Things that would be difficult to kill with your bare hands:
  Poison dart frog
  The flu
  Time
  The mood/ the moment
  
  And two references to other things:
  A mocking bird (To Kill a Mockingbird)
  Two birds with one hand (Killing two birds with one stone)
Rebekah J.

Bitches aint’ shit but tricks and hoes.
MagnificentlySuperfluous

Items on my checklist:
Bear
Shark
Puma
Giant Squid
Army of Platypuses (Platypi?)
Several Highly Trained Koalas
Alexander Cross

i’m vastly curious as to how Nergel’s mum was a Werewolf Gypsy Prostitute. but a part of me is telling me i shouldn’t know. and then another part of me is saying go eat a bagel…… i’m thinking that part is my stomach……
- Alexander Cross
  
  Nergil*
ParisSmiles

this shirt is beautiful. i like the black one best.
Thantosi

Not to be a grammar nazi, but wouldn’t it either be “Killing things with their bare hands club” or “Kill things with your bare hands club”?
- dor
  
  I second the latter version. Somehow, “your” just seems to work better than “their” in this case.
- OctoberSpirit
  
  Or “kill things with their bare hands club.” They/you/I/we kill, but he/she kills.
  
  Not that anyone’s actually killing anything. That I know of. >>
- the1truesushiboy
  
  The “Kills Things with their Bare Hands Club” is exactly that. a club that “kills things with their bare hands”. It is grammatically correct that way.
dor

Even though I’m pretty sure that the hooks on a shark’s skin are microscopic, the thought of punching a shark with you bare hands still kinda makes me cringe.
… In that case, even though this probably makes me unable to join the club, I’d still like the t-shirt. I’m not sure I’ve ever seen such a perfect piece of webcomic paraphernalia.
Hpesoj

x 10
Joseph

Har har! You know what’s funnier than this comic? When the author re-authers you’re post! Of course, I know this one will be for your eyes only, too. Your sanitization is funny on the outside, but it would be a sad thing if you don’t understand what I wrote. You’re navil gazing, and the fat line that divides illustration from art is the false peripheral vision apparint in your drawings. But, you know this, and that’s why you keep trying to draw that girl. She comforts you.
- OctoberSpirit
  
  There’s no need to be mean. If you have a problem with the comic, nobody is (to my knowledge) forcing you to read it.
  - Hpesoj
    
    Agreed.
- Hpesoj
  
  You’re trying WAY to hard to sound smart.
- http://nerfthiscomic.com sc0tticus
  
  Thanks for for your opinion, and checking back
the1truesushiboy

One small detail about the shirt that I noticed. Really trivial, but the shark’s tail continues past the lettering, whereas the club member’s legs don’t. It’s not like a deal breaker or anything. I just found it a bit… um… I guess odd? Not the right word, but whatever.
http://ian.sajasabie.com Nai

Have you looked into selling it at shirts.woot.com? I have no clue if that’s fine for protecting your artists rights, but a lot of people check that site.

Anyway, new time reader, loving it completely. Any news for a new Motokool?
Arki

Loving the shirt, wouldn’t want it with a checklist though. Otherwise a certain purchase from me!
MetacLeod

Again, SO EPIC!
Benjamin

I LOVE THESE FILLERS. You can make a WHOLE COMIC series with this. (A WHOLE SERIES)…… once more for emphasis (A WHOLE….DAMN….SERIES!)

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