Moist Pantaloons on September 7, 2015 Series: Nerf This Please, like I would ever let anything get too dirty! Everyone knows this is a family friendly comic!
Don’t worry I’m sure you’ll all get a turn.
Good plan. Moisten their pants by giving them all murder-boners. Missions accomplished.
I’m with Taryn on that one, dry-humping. Well, ok, not dry. You get the jizz.
Pants wet with all that blood they are gonna wade through…yup, definitely not because its their first time
R.I.P Chase, guess his luck ended with the koalas
What do you mean? Those are all totally meatsuits filled with koalas.
chase is gonna get maul-ested
Enter Mr Mills?
Oh, the moistening is about to begin, however there is a MINUSCULE possibility it will be from blood… but I’m pretty confident in chase, after all I had to change my pants four times just rea… five times just reading this.
Diarrhea’s a bitch.
If you say soo
Or maybe he’ll snap out and beat them all to death?
To be fair, that would work on me.
Pictures all the ‘bears’ fleeing while Chase is doing the Peppi Le Pew hop after them.