Manly Advice
What would you take into a battle to the death? You might go for the sword, or the spear, I, however, would opt for the jar filled with spiders, tied to a rope. Because f**k spiders.
Internet should be restored later today (hopefully), if not, I’ll have to call them, I imagine our conversation would look like this.
Discussion (57) ¬
Holy cow! Mr. Mills actually apologized! That’s incredible!
Also, I totally agree that a man’s hands are not for hugging, but rather for killing (hence the ‘Kill Things with Their Bare Hands Club’ 🙂 )
also, if I absolutely had to choose a weapon, I’d choose a chainsaw ductaped to a flamethrower that shoots nun-chucks…yeah best weapon ever
You neglect biological warfare. The best weapon is to infect your enemies with advanced cases of Boogie Fever.
Super Mega Bear-chucks: Two bears attached by a chain each bear’s arms are chainsaws and the teeth of each chainsaw……are made up of tinyer bears
I’m fine using my regular old Sai, Crossbow, or Pike Axe thank you. Though… if I could use one of the one of my own design… I could kill all yalls 28 times before yer burried.
Adorable and Deadly xD nice job Peace_N_Anarchy
I like Mr. Mills’ thousand yard stare in the last panel, and how the disguise makes Chase completely devoid of expression xD
I believe the killing was a hint Chase, nows your chance to use bear powers and show him your strength!
I would choose badger tied to a rope because badger are mean
Hey, Mr. Mills is just like my dad! Hugs are for weak-willed pussies! That’s why I kill a homeless man each night with my bare hands to delude myself into thinking that I’m winning his approval!
Wait, did I say that out loud? … Can I choke people through the internet?
I love Chase’s emotionless looking face in the last two panels. I honestly could not stop laughing at that.
In a battle to the death, be a man, use your hands!
Oh man, I would totally wear the third panel on a shirt, or the last three panels. Any interactions with Taryn’s da is fantastic.
I must disagree with Mr. Mills. Yes, hands are meant for killing (just ask that hobo on 4th street…oh wait)
But, they are not JUST meant for killing. They are also meant for sharpening knives, cleaning guns, shining shoes, beating the servants, cooking chili, brewing beer, slapping mimes, and filing taxes.
I mean, killing only makes up for a small portion of everything hands are used for, but I guess I can’t fault him for condensing the list in a moment of one-sided hugging-ness-type-thing.
well dang. i do believe hell has frozen over!
dripping sorry is dripping with reluctance!!
So, this is something I’ve been thinking about, culminating in this comic (and his comment about hands for killing) – could you create a “Kills Things With Their Bare Hands Club” shirt like the one Mr. Mills wears and put it in your store?
I would buy it INSTANTLY.
I agree. Eff spiders.
Third panel is win. 🙂
I reckon Chase has about 3 seconds…
That actually reminds me very much of my Dad. Though he prefers his rifle for huntin.
Well, you can tell him Mr. Mills thinks he’s a wuss for using guns to kill things.
if i could see his teeth, i’d imagine they were clenching with the force of a thousand tigers at the mere utterance of that apology.
did you know there’s ads that now come across the comic. Like cover it up and you can’t click out. What the heck?
A real man isn’t afraid of anything. Not even to admit when he’s wrong. He is still just as manly as before.
My weapon of choice- Razor bladed whip.
That’s the scariest apology I’ve ever seen.
As far as a weapon? Logic and tact.
we’re big into dripping words and hearts lately eh?
The drippier, the better!
….Wait a minute…… Oh god
I’ll go stand in the corner now…
probably a good idea, stand there for a long time and think what you’ve done.
one more thing, I’m actually kinda surprised that Chase can get his arms around Mr. Mills…the man is probably bulkier than a tree trunk.
Goddamnit! I just posted a long comment, and it decided to tell me to screw off. I’ll try to remember it here…
Anyhow, I was thinking of the weapon I’d go into battle with, I was thinking something along the lines of sword-chucks, as seen here: http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs4/i/2004/185/b/d/Sword_Chucks_6_0.jpg(DISCLAIMER: I don’t own this picture, I don’t know who made this picture, I don’t even have permission to use this picture, it just seemed to fit and was handy on google in short notice)
But then I realized, that there is a penultimate weapon out there:
http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/tdomf/106525/chaindiag.jpg
Chase is the bravest man in the world.
Oh, and I’d have to go with a motorcycle to the face.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIi53MNmueE
By the way, how would one put a link in his main text? BBCode, HTML, or other?
Or is it impossible for casual commenters like us?
I think it’s possible
That was w/ HTML by the way.
There used to be a list of HTML tags that commenters could use, but, sadly, the list has disappeared :'(
Most threatening apology ever lol
Hot Iron!
http://lackadaisy.foxprints.com/exhibit.php?exhibitid=327
very cool last 2 panels – WALLPAPER!!!!!!!!!
those words are disgusting. A job well done… unless you think of them as honey. Then it’s delicious.
Maybe it’s just my inner little sentient emotion coming out, but man, I freakin’ love your comics. Love ’em with all my heart… and my gallbladder.
Please, please, please make a Rufus shirt! I would totally buy a shirt with Rufus doing his drooling smiley drippy heart expression. I absolutely love that poor little derpy pigeon.
I second this! Pretty please???
Best weapon ever… squirrel on cocaine, right?
I could feeeeeell the power emanating from the drippy apology.
I like the drippyness lately. =]
I happen to like spiders thank you very much.
um, I read Scout Crossing as well Nerf This, and was wondering when the servers for Scout will be back. I hope it’s soon because both are such awesome comics.
I wonder what Kamina would say to Chase…
my best weapon would be…….. a chupacabra with chainsaw limbs superglued onto a pole connected by chain onto an energy cannon
I read this and I hear Sam Elliot’s voice. I think it’s the ‘stache
Weapon of choice. A knife. Why? BECAUSE IT’S A KNIFE.
That is all. 😛
my weapon would be something so cute that anyone lesser then mr. mills wouldn’t realize it can crush your skull and still look innocent.
Then give him a ‘Bear Hug’ It counts as both.
Oh my god, the last two panels are absolutely epic.
I may have broken a kidney. That much grinning/laughing shouldn’t have been held back.
Defribrilator. To both ensure my own survival and mock the ‘to the death’ part. You punch me? No Zap For You!
Ah, Tsundere dad