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by sc0tticus on August 27, 2013 at 12:00 am

Chapter: Comic

Things are going to get awkward in the next few posts. But, it will be the good kind of awkward.

STUFF!

Pennywise

except you stabbed monty
Foxtail33

How did monty get stabbed if the sword is at penis level? 0.o
- Sc0tticus
  
  Oh, sorry, Chase was sitting… which I should have probably drawn knees
  - Foxtail33
    
    Ah liked cowered crouching. Sweet! Thank you for clearing that up for me scott.
- Durolith
  
  chase was sitting
Range

OH god. Nergil. Immortal or not, that freaking pain. Jesus christ..and now to wait for Chase RAGE.
disappointed. but not really

Darn! I thought you were going to say “But, it will be the good kind of awkward. Adventurously awkward.
Jason

Anyone else notice her eyes closing, ever so slowly?
- Demonlogan
  
  Think she’s squinting in panel 2 and in panel 4 only one is even open.
  
  Though on that note, they’re gold-ish now, is that a change from how they originally were?
  - Christopher Meyer
    
    I’m thinking in Panel 4 that’s more of a grimmace at nergil’s comment about his penis and her eyes are in fact closed. just not for the reasons you may be thinking
    - Demonlogan
      
      Wait, wha… what reasons might I be thinking?
  - Jason
    
    I think I read somewhere that they’re usually blue, but in the last strip they were flickering red with the reflection of unholy puppy-grenade flames.
Demonlogan

Y’know, haven’t really seen anybody bring it up straight-forward like, but considering that we never saw/heard just when Nergil met Monty and that Monty was with him for (cough cough) years before meeting Chase, and what Monty’s survived and why Destiny at least /reaaaaally/ doesn’t like him, might… Monty be immortal too?
Connor that guy schulz

Dear god that thats a painful way to pin someone to a tree
abowden

Owch. But I pity the fool who just stabbed monty…
TheCaptain

I have a feeling the next several comics are gonna be filled with gallons of awesome.
- Lenat
  
  and blood. can’t have gallons of awesome without gallons of blood!
  - Jastun
    
    Gallons of awesome blood.
wowlock

After the Monty stabbing, coming pages better worth it !
Dogsauce

Panel 2: dat loom.
Lenat

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- Samabethistra
  
  This gives a whole new alternative meaning to “The Magic Bullet”.
acolyte

Hahaha, this is amazing.
Nexmo

Frame 2 is probably the most seductive look I’ve seen thus far. :3 I love it.
Mars Dawnwright

My magic is penis.
Breinrott

“You’re lucky my penis is magic” Said Every guy Everywhere
DigitalDevourer

Man, Destiny is a lot more collected that I imagined. Mr. Mills flies into a rage—she just seems to get cold and calculating. I’m really starting to see why she’s beaten her husband eleven times.

Chase, run man…Nergil was a miniboss compared to this woman!!!!!
- DigitalDevourer
  
  BTW, when she says “My sword won’t let you move around…” does she mean it’s just going to take some time for Nergil to extract it from his more sensitive bits, or does she mean it LITERALLY will not let him move, like it’s alive or magical or something? Because an unkillable woman with a magic sword and enough power to take out Mr. Mills just seems a little unfair to Scout.
Reiko-chi

Unexpected castration is never fun. Magical balls or not.
G.G.

Is this still all happening over a tree house?
Bitches can have it!
BlackLionPT

Hi! I’ve found this webcomic recently, and i gotta say, i just love Monty I’ve also seen that you guys accept some “fan” made strips. How is it that one get to get the honor of getting his/hers tiny 4 images strip on your website? I’m not nearly as close of an awesome artist as you are, but me and a friend of mine sure would love to give it a go if you allow us!
Hannatude

I honestly can’t decide what’s more awesome – the comic, or the fact that you linked to DP’s “Juice-bar chick” line.

Both are made of so much win.
Well done, Sir – well done, indeed.
Abh.

I’m truly looking forward to the next few pages.
Shane

What happened to Monty! I MUST KNOW!
Brendan

Oh god…I can hear the sound of brick.
NeoSpaz

oh god, this is fantastic.
TheMightyVoice

She just stabbed Monty… Yeah, she’s probably fucked now.
Cross

Samuel L. Jackson.
- Cross
  
  Whoops, wrong paste o.o;;
  
  I meant to say finally found this comic again, never forgetting it ^^;
  - Derek Jordan Sytsma
    
    Wrong paste, or completely right paste? Nergil is Samuel L. Jackson
SomePunk

wait… he was above her and now his head is on the same level as her? I guess that means he is sliding slowly cleave-wise off the sword.

so we get two nergils then? hmmm i wonder what two nergils and one cup can do?
- MR Q
  
  look at the direction his head is turned, im betting she is walking closer to the artists point of view to get around the tree cause she stabbed monty too
Judson

Why is his face dripping? Is that just something evil wizards do?
- Nem
  
  He is bleeding evil ectoplasm

Nerf This

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