Ohhhh… poor innocent Chase… it’s all about to change. xD
Decimatrix
OH GOD, the mental images, they burn!
http://nerfthiscomic.com sc0tticus
she could possibly say “I use this to open jars” maybe?
Steve-O 2.0
Thanks to the Internet, that can still be taken in a horrifically wrong way…
TavishMacRavish
Thanks to the internet, anything can be taken in a horrifically wrong way. Including the phrase “taken in a horrifically wrong way.”
DrakeKalluna
well, it certainly gave new meaning to “there was an old lady who swallowed a horse”….damn you internet
Kerrie
I love how he’s fighting with them in the second panel
http://nerfthiscomic.com sc0tticus
haha i’m happy you noticed that, i was thinking it would be fitting if they were transformers or gi-joes
oblivionjones
oh no, i totally missed that! possibly the cutest thing i’ve ever seen in my life, which is weird. because it’s a grown man sword fighting with dildos…somebody ELSE’s dildos
sagocha
and in this moment, chases world was turned upside. What once was used to fight for the force is now used to destroy the female reproductive organs. yes chase that is a terrible place to put a light saber, I’m sure it burns when she pees lol
http://nerfthiscomic.com sc0tticus
I will say that (as I will portray this later) Zoey just likes having a lot of… toys. But well said nevertheless
sagocha
great skit by the way, I’m really liking the new characters. When chase says “YEEEAAAH” all I can picture is a little kid playing with GI joes.
Decimatrix
I just looked at my last comment, and it just occurred to me, the default picture of Monty thats next to it has the perfect expression for what i said
http://jcs42.com Josh
perfect indeed
I had the same shocked and horrified expression when I read it, then I laughed so hard it woke my neighbors. PS – They weren’t happy XP
tehzombiegal
0_0
http://www.ridingbyriding.ca Teddy
Begins to scream “I CANT READ THE SQUIGGLES” as he zooms in with hope in his eyes
sagocha
LOL, teddy your to funny man.
Esquire
wow you can see a little bit of chase dieing right there. poor dude, many years of therapy . george lucas must love this
Hiro
This is quickly becoming my favorite ark!
matt
chases face in the last panel priceless
CyberSkull
You don’t put a light saber there! You’ll cut yourself!
http://journalincomix.wordpress.com Joe
I like how no one seems to notice or care that there are several dozen small dildos strewn about a table in a public establishment.
Jesus, does she really require that much stimulation?
lishalishalisha
I’m going to just pretend the rest of the establishment ALSO considers them tiny lightsabers, but are not as impressed as Chase.
TavishMacRavish
And what would you say if you saw a dozen dildos strewn about a table in a public establishment?
http://journalincomix.wordpress.com Joe
“Why, pray tell, are there several dozen dildos strewn about your table in this public establishment?”
Duh.
TavishMacRavish
Huh. I wouldn’t want to get close enough to ask. Besides, if they were like some of my friends, if you asked that question they’d probably spray you with lube.
http://www.ridingbyriding.ca Teddy
“Awesome”
Bee
Oh Chase. -smacks head on table-
Lightsabers aren’t that TINY and FAT.
And, where is everyone in this public establishment – any people drinking coffee or something in the background, making shocked faces at these people displaying porn paraphernalia for all to see?
http://twitter.com/allisonbiechy Allison
Just be glad she doesn’t carry around this bad boy.
Warning, NSFW (or anywhere else for that matter): http://bit.ly/aueVCx
Criom
Holy god. I’m pretty sure she’d need a Sherpa to carry that thing around.
I’ll take the fact that you looked up “Dragon Dildos” as an example to that.
http://journalincomix.wordpress.com/ Joe
I don’t really look these things up. They just kinda find me.
matt
you could cut someone with that and they might bleed on monthly intervals
sagocha
HAHA what the hell is wrong with you people.
http://www.myspace.com/anorma KHNO
theme reminds of a small french comics (not fun on a daily basis unfortunately) http://www.yodablog.net/?p=93
(Text 1/ Looks like this shit is The fun 2/ I saw one in Ben’s room 3/Say, how do you light it)
some more for the few who will found it amusing http://www.yodablog.net/?p=28
(Vader: the red one doesn’t look bad, what do you think of it? Emperor: well, I find it a little bit obnoxious. But, see, I’m not the one who will bear it)
This is probably one of my favorites. XD I hope he let go of the “lightsabers” by now.
52pickup
Chase’s look in the final panel is remeniscient(?) of a child who’s just been told that his parents are splitting up, santa isn’t real, and that his beloved pet gold fish didn’t run away but died.