Lolly Gagging
Seriously, how can men compete with the power of technology? I once chased a bear off my property… can you imagine the danger I would be in if it turned out to be a cyborg bear? It would have “cyborg things”… imagine the look on my face if this came to light.
Marcy Playground in the background.
Why… are some of the Dildos disleveled, knocked over, I don’t know.
Some shops like to have a few on the counter that they can just turn on and give you an idea of what it can do and help you figure out what you really want.
The shop owner is secretly building Penishenge.
It’s a monument to all things phallic and vibrating.
Hahahaahhaa why does he even have lollipops.
The bigger question is…why dont creepy old men in sex shops give out lollipops to me?
is Zoey getting hotter?…. like every strip im not the only one that sees this
You are not, my friend. You are not.
Daw, 🙂
wait. would the “cyborg things” light up? cuz then us guys really don’t have a chance…
His favorite flavor is murder.
The eyes. They are beautiful, Scott~
When I first read I didn’t think it was a lolly pop…
Apparently Nergil is a cherry kinda guy. I prefer blue raspberry myself.
Same here. I love cherries, but for some reason I have an unnatural hatred of all cherry-flavored products.
Yeah, I can see this relationship going places…
Nergils’ Eyes in the third panel he just made this so much win
I wanna see a wallpaper of that! o.o
lolly pops fix EVERYTHING…especially when dipped in sherbert XD
His favourite flavor is… butterscotch… in my headcanon.
at first glance it looked like the lolipop was a condom…
New Favorite Comic.
That would also be my answer as well.
You don’t compete with the tech, you cooperate 😉
At first I thought the lollipop was a condom and I got freaked out by Nergil
xxD hes right we do have to pit ourselfs against batterys and its a pisstake… SCREW YOU RAMPANT RABITS!!
I so want panel 3 as wallpaper
Ditto.
I hate that line everywhere it pops up.
How do you compete with cars? A man can’t run 150mph.
How do you compete with the telephone? You can’t shout and be heard across the atlantic.
What’s that? You don’t compete with these machines at all? You utilize them? Well shit. I guess you understand how tech works after all.
why is the lolly not penis shaped?
What Nergil didn’t realize is that Jack keeps all the flavors available and well stocked, and he knows which on you like with just a glace at your shoes
Whoa, now! Don’t go hating on vibrators, Scott! It’s a totally different form of stimulation, so there isn’t even a competition. Sex is awesome, and vibrators are awesome. So long as my vagina is seeing some kind of action, I love it.
We don’t have to compete… I just went with my girlfriend last night to a shop and helped her pick out a vibrator she would like…. I’m neither offended nor intimidated by it. There are things my penis doesn’t do… vibrating is one of them… there are also things a vibrator can’t do… like give her kids or make out with her
I don’t know. I’d rather compete with battery powered than diesel powered…..
Men wouldn’t have to compete if They vibrated in different colors xD
I love that Jack looks like a candy store owner from the 20’s .. only much much creepier under the circumstances…
Silly Nergal fell asleep during Human Sexuality class. Successful stimulation of any kind conditions the body and mind to receive stimulation more successfully in general. The more pleasure she experiences, the greater and more easily achieved her pleasure becomes.
Her using a vibrator is as much to her partner’s advantage as to hers: the more she uses it, the better the sex with her partner will feel to her, and the more often she’ll want to have sex. A vibrator is only competition if he’s such a slouch that he either offers her no stimulation or actively turns her off during sex.
Hm. They didn’t cover that in Sex Ed. Not the one us guys attended, anyway…
“Sex Ed” is high school or Jr. High, depending on where you live. “Human Sexuality” is first year college psychology. No reason to think Nergal ever took that, ‘o course, but between the internet and every Barnes & Noble having half an isle of books on the subject, these days there’s IMO no excuse for anyone who’s actively interested in sex to be ignorant.
lmao, scott i have to tell you this, i see this Heineken commercial, with a guy with a rather dapper handlebar moustache, getting into fisticuffs with a larger man, and winning, and i cannot help but think of you and Nerf This every single time… and laugh my short ass off xD
I find it very amusing that the little crazy chick has taken the seriously crazy man under her wing in an attempt to help… rehabilitate him? Reacclimate him? Keep him company?
Bah. They’re just funny when they’re in the same room together.
: P
*sniff,sniff* Why does this lollipop smell funny?
i don’t trust vibraters… some poor robot lost his junk to human chics and gay dudes, what if that leads to a robo rebellian and they begin cutting off human genetalia and shoving it up their gas pipes in return!!!??! serious stuff could happen, like hybrid herpes or whatever…
at first i thought that he was giving him a flavored condom….seriously.
Is it just me or does that lollipop look like a condom on a stick?