La Douleur Exquise
La Douleur Exquise = this! Visit your local alchemist for your very own… things!
Sorry this post is Monday night instead of morning. I’m also sorry to everyone that my personal emergency, mental anxieties, and a few other things got in the way of me posting content 🙁 I’m really trying to get things back on track with updates, and there will be another post or two this week.
Thank you, and sorry for the inconvenience.
There’s just something about her that terrifies me….in a good way(?)
Maybe it’s her ridiculous forearm strength.
It’s all good Scott, stay golden.
i love how she looks at things like this and its like shes hypnotised….”how much destruction can i do to myself with this as a toy?”
Possibly oodles of destruction… POSSIBLY.
Interesting, interesting.
*leaves, comes back*
Thought it made sense, but “Wait, why two?”
Also, good to see you’re still functioning, would say “Feel free to take your time” but knowing that’s not what anyone who actually does things wants to hear, I will instead say “Eyyyyyyy”
I’ll take that “Eyyyyyyy” in all it’s glory, and return it with some awkward wavy thumbs up 🙂
that last panel is in my top 5 faves of all time.
Glad it is!
Thank God you are back! My need for awkward penis jokes and hilarious antics has been satisfied! You good sir are a comedic genius and my hero!
I assure you, I’m a hot mess of awkwardness, but thank you nonetheless, and thank you for reading 🙂
I would date her… what does that say about me?
It says that you have REALLY good insurance 😉
Pssst, can someone tell me how to update my shipping address on the book?
Haha, honestly, I love the comic, been reading it for years now. I mean, of course I hope that the updates come in a more scheduled fashion, but I enjoy the surprise. It’s like a little present every once in a while that gets to come my way.
Anywho, just had to say how much I enjoy the comic, and that great art takes time. Keep on keepin on!
I will upload an email address to the site where address changes happened, and the comic will upload in a more stable fashion, probably MWF fairly soon. Ultimately I would like to update 5 days a week like it used to. THanks for reading 🙂
YES!!! FINALLY
Rakin’ ’em ‘cross the coals, huh?
http://img.fruugo.com/product/7/39/4042397_max.jpg
You do good work Sir We will be here no matter what through the good and the bad… Just remember we’re all here for you
Anxiety is certainly no laughing matter. Get your shit taken care of, you need to be your own priority!
It will be taken care of, and this site will be updating more frequently, I promise 🙂
I like how that piece of shit is basically fishing for sympathy points. I don’t know you, I don’t care about you and if you died, I’d move on to another web comic, most likely one that updates on a REGULAR FUCKING BASIS.
Anxiety is only as bad as you let it get, I had terrible anxiety when I was in high school and would wake up, screaming my lungs out in the middle of the night and flip my shit. That didn’t stop me from doing the things I was supposed to do.
So no, apology not accepted dirt bag.
I’m truly sorry Jeremy, and by all means, I recommend you look at comics that update on a regular basis. You are also right, anxiety is as bad you allow it, I’m no exception, and I’m sorry to hear about you screaming your lungs out… sounds terrible.
I’m not fishing for anything, I’m trying to let people know whats going on rather than staying quiet, or keeping readers less informed. If you wish to contact me, you can reach me at [email protected], I’d love to hear from you.
I had to login just to say this,
He can go ram it, anxiety is no joke. If he could still do shit, then there is no way he had it that bad. And highschool?… I’m not even gonna comment on that…
It sounds like there were other things going on as well, so good luck on those too.
You have no obligation to draw for us. At very least, I’m not paying you for your time. Take as long as you need and come back when you are fighting fit and ready to kick some ass! Your communication is greatly appreciated.
Get well soon 🙂
Ha ha, you know what, go suck a dick. The reality is, I had terrible anxiety in high school, to the point I was considering medication just so I could get some sleep. A lot of times I’d wake up in the middle of the night, screaming, with this unreasonable fear of something I didn’t understand, all I knew was that I had to get out of that particular room. It was like liquid fear was injected into my brain.
My family didn’t believe me at first until one night I burst out of my room freaking out, ran into the family room and jumped down an entire set of stairs going into the kitchen, slamming into the wall downstairs.
At the time, I dealt with it because I had to, I had a full time job, as well as school I had to worry about; even on operating on a few hours of sleep a night, sometimes after an attack I didn’t sleep for a few days. You do these things because you have to, not because you want to.
That’s wonderful for you, really.
Except I don’t care.
Nobody does.
You cared enough to respond, that’s enough nigger
If I didn’t tell you, how would you know? Wouldn’t want you thinking that you had anything of value to contribute.
And this does?
I doubt much of what I say will get through your thick skull, but I can try, ya know?
Besides that point, entitlement is a dream. No one is entitled to ANYTHING. We all have a few rights (life liberty and the pursuit of happiness to name a few), but outside of those basic rights it’s selfish to believe that this world owes us anything. We earn what we have, and sometimes get lucky with a gift or two. Having the feeling of being racist is TOTALLY different from actually going around being an ignorant hillbilly that only wants to shock people. No one will ever take you seriously, and eventually no one is even going to acknowledge your existence. Quit making excuses for yourself, and get over your damned issues. You aren’t the only one that’s had a hard life, and a hell of a lot more people than not have learned to solve those issues.
And yet again he’s posting nothing; again.
Hooray.
That’s his prerogative. He owes you jack shit, get over yourself.
Bah, ignore him. When babies are old enough to change their own goddamned diapers, then we let them. If they want to stew in their own shit and rash up, then let them. Just remember to lock the door so their whining is a bit more muffled.
I’m lovin’ the analogy
And I’m liking your loving xD.
I don’t listen to niggers.
I fail to see how that applies to me, dipshit
Jeremy, racial slurs are really not okay man- frustrated or not.
I’ve loved this comic since it started- this and XKCD got me into comics that I check every single day. (my holy trinity is Nerf-This, XKCD, and Questionable Content). I get upset too when they’re not updated, not towards the authors, but because I miss the story. They don’t owe anyone shit unless someone spent money on something (which in the books case yes, but it’s already been resolved with a timeline on it)
Authors are people too and as humans we all go through very different experiences.
Back to the racism thing, man it’s 2014- I know you can have a huge dick and wave it around online, if that’s how you get your rocks off go do it somewhere else. No one wants to hear some 14 year old kid using racial slurs and acting like a jerk while he’s yelling at his mom for more meatloaf.
Actually, I’ve always had the opinion people have the right to hate or dislike anything they want, and that people are entitled to be racist if they want to be. Some people don’t like blue cheese, some people don’t like beaners or jungle bunnies.
With that being said, I just love how people respond to nigger. Go cry somewhere else. People are going to be aggressive, I’ll be as rude and horrible as I feel. If I can get banned from Dear Abby for calling someone a fucking cunt, I got no problem for letting you little niglets know how I feel.
You are right, you are more then welcome to like or dislike anything you choose. The problems start, however, when you start parading around like a jackass loudly yelling about said preferences. Being racist is fine as well, just don’t make your own narrow minded bigoted problems my problem. I think you’re a thick skulled, self entitled whining keyboard warrior with very little going on inside that dense head of yours other than the wind whistling through your ears, but up until this point, I haven’t made much of a fuss about it.
Really, I laugh every time you use the word nigger. I am beginning to suspect that it’s part of the 60 or so words that make up your (clearly) very limited vocabulary. I suppose it’s almost impressive that you have the mental capacity to retain that much before it leaks out in another narcissism induced stupor.
Please stop me if you want me to explain any of the big words, I understand it’s hard for you to keep up.
Ha ha Scott, you took that pretty well, much better then a lot of web authors take any kind of criticism, good or bad.
I like your writing and I like your art for Nerf this. So forgive me, I like to come home from work and fuck with people online.
I know that anxiety is terrible and it almost always stems from real world issues. In my case they resulted from a hard childhood, an abusive step father and struggling to leave the house so I didn’t have to deal with shit anymore.
I’m hoping your shit gets better man.
With that being said, I’m not sorry about the shit I said about the crowd funded book. You don’t take people’s money and wait 4+ years to give them anything, that’s not right and all it says to people is not to trust you.
You are absolutely right about the book, it’s not right, and I wasn’t prepared for the task. Luckily the book is coming out within the month, and it will be mailed out to their rightful owners (plus a few more things as a way to apologize for the wait). I wouldn’t be pleased wither if the shoe was on the other foot (or whatever that saying is). I’ve never banned anyone on my site, I welcome all critism, good or bad, and I’m happy I was able to comment back to you.
Sorry to hear about some rough patches you dealt with, and truly hope they get better/got better. And most of all, thank you for reading 🙂
I might just want to touch you where you pee. ohshi–
So not gonna lie, reading through some of your other comments was fairly entertaining. You sir, have quite a bit of anger.
I tried to think of something pithy and profound, but frankly, I just wish you’d go soak your head, Jeremy. Scott doesn’t owe you a damned thing, and if you find him so offensive, GO SOMEPLACE ELSE.
Dick.
Your insanely over the top response tells the story. Just like how a violent homophobe is letting the world know he is probably homosexual but in denial, your vicious rant means you really, really love this comic and the delays frustrate you beyond rationality. So calm down. If you really don’t care about the comic, move on. If you do care then yelling at Scott is counter-productive.
Yay, so stoked, seriously whenever I see one of your updates it makes my day. I do have a question though, do you have a plan for the nerf-this story or are you just sort of winging it?
There is a general idea where I want the story to go, mostly it is in the same universe as Scout and Motokool. I’m happy you enjoy everything, thank you 🙂
Good to see you back, Sir. We all have our demons. Sometimes they decide to play mumbletypeg with our thoughts and feelings, but dexterity isn’t their strong suit. So we end up with thoughts and feelings all bleeding and wincing from everyone else’s sudden motions.
You are valued. You have fans. We make no demands, but instead are simply glad to see you and what you do.
Ignore the people who can’t help being like La Douleur Exquise — little screaming dicks.
Good to have you back, Scott, ol’ bean! I’ve been a fan of this comic for a while, so it’s nice to see it updating again. Even so, do your thing first. After all, despite all the delays and hiatuses, you still have a pretty good fan base (you know, the ones of us who aren’t numpties).
And only one person flaming up the comments! That’s a helluva improvement over the last post! Bully turn of event, I dare say! 😀
Thanks for the new post! I love her eyes when she places her order!!!!! Kinda has that “possessed needsful” look going! HAHAHA
Moves can be very unsettling. Being a military brat then serving myself, I have definitely done my share of it. On the upside, it is a great way to inventory your stuff….. 😉
Take care of that anxiety! I deal with it and know what a monster it can be at times! Moving also strengthens it’s hold. Take heart in knowing your work brings joy to many people! I have read all of “Nerf This”, “Dapper Finery”, “Dangerously Scene” and “Motokool”! Your sense of humor is great! Again, many thanks for your comics!
Is….Is that thing sentient? Is it screaming because it knows what perils await it? o.o
I’m curious if these are the monsters Taryn’s mother set out to destroy. They certainly look like something I wouldn’t want near anything fleshy.
As a person with Autism Spectrum Disorder. I know how anxiety can be a shitty ass experience. You don’t owe us anything… because these are the top ten reasons, why.
1. You tell a story so fluidly and awesome I’m always on my feet therefore I am never bored each new strip.
2. The characters are so witty and fresh. That if you ever kill them I will cry like a little girl.
3. the jokes are so funny and awkward. It is as if you sir are the physical embodiment of comedy.
4. you don’t use swear words which to me is an amazing feet.
5. the art gets better and better to the point that it should be in the met.
6. The shirt designs are awesome.
7. You made Killer Koalas.
8. You made Mr. Mills.
9. You made Monty.
10. and the never ending possibility of a crossover between Scout crossing and Nerf-This.
I had only discovered this comic right when it went on the short hiatus, so good (got caught up to everyone) or bad (dammit had to wait for more)timing … the wait was well worth it. Keep up the great work! So yeah… the wait? no problem!
Somehow the alchemist got his hands on Nergil’s recently removed penis. Looks like Nergil is getting an upgrade.
Somehow, I didn’t expect that…
Zoey is going above and beyond…even her limits O.o
Wouldn’t it be funny if Nergil made those for him in the past. ‘Only bleeds black blood’ Is in line with his cursed form from previously.
As for mental issues I recommend getting your hands on this type of tea: http://www.celestialseasonings.com/products/herbal-teas/bengal-spice
works wonders.
Wait, why two? Where would the second one g… oh dear god.
Why is this not yet an animated series?
Saw the Destined Legends booth at Phoenix Comic-Con. A few people I went with are now interested in trying the game since they saw it there, so I’ll have a chance to crack open the limited release one I bought a while back, so the game is picking up some steam. It’ll be interesting to see what the 3rd player expansion is like when they get that released.
Chaos be with you, Scotticus. Do what must be done and be done with it.
I read 7 different webcomics, I play Minecraft, I carve through video games new and old (Currently trying to beat Earthbound for SNES), in short, I have plenty to keep me occupied until updates come out, as it always happens when your updates get a little slow, so no worries, dood. Yer comic is worth waiting for, what with the quotable dialogue, abstract plot, insane characters and good art.
I’ve never read Motokool or Scout Crossing so if I ever find myself too bored to do anything, maybe I’ll give those a try, kekekek. So don’t worry *TOO* much. (b-.-)b
Oh and the dappery, I should never forget the dappery.
More non updates.
Okay. She is NOT allowed near ANY small animals.