Hey Toots!

by sc0tticus on September 8, 2011 at 4:07 am

Chapter: Comic

Even to this day I sometimes say “toots”, “dame”, and “broad” even to the closest of friends, I may have called my dog “toots” this morning. I also may not have… I was high on poptarts.

└ Tags: Creepy Carnival

syntheticd

ohhhhhhh mannnnn…… can’t wait to see him as a human.
http://wheniwasyourblog.tumblr.com justWidle

he’s a blonde! wow. Unexpected.
- VisceralEcho
  
  We saw a little foreshadowing of that here: http://nerf-this.com/too-much-embracing/
RedShift

I can.. Not.. *wait*.. *sigh*.. But I have to. You monster.
stoowill

Nergil = Chase’s dad. Probably not, but I had to say it in case it turns out to be true!
gangler

So has this counteracted the curse to some extent? Hair and regaining a wang would seem to indicate so, but chest-eyes would seem to indicate that it has in fact been exacerbated.

If so, then perhaps just as the nipples aren’t really nipples perhaps that’s not a wang down there, but rather some form of stinger, tail, or other disturbingly prehensile appendage.
- mura
  
  What about an eye in the [REDACTED]???
Sangsterman

Just imagine how many people watched that show.. Must’ve been the best show ever, eh? ;]
R.H

By transforming, and putting on such a dramatic, amazing performance, he has broken his own curse. Irony, how I love you so.
Juggles

His eye nipples have nipple eye lids?
- Souffrir
  
  Well of course! What do you think he is, some kind of freak?
  - nonesocoldasi
    
    Yes?
- Allen
  
  They also have eye brows. lol
Insectoid

Nergil’s eye nipples are hysterical. XD

Also: Yay, he’s turning human? Now would be a good time for some pants… I know! Maybe Nergil would appreciate Chase’s dapper monocled boxers.
asdf

I might get up early tomorrow just because I’m excited to see what happens.
Also, how did Taryn change into a dress so quickly?
- Spudsworth
  
  I’m gonna venture a guess and say Taryn isn’t in this strip.
  - David
    
    You’d be right. I’m sure that’s Zoey taking the stage here.
    - VisceralEcho
      
      It is – look at the hair color and length, and the fact that she has a completely different face.
- G.G.
  
  CONTINUITY ERROR!!! AHHHH!
  
  no but seriously wtf?
  - Tyguy
    
    thats not Taryn…
- asdf
  
  Oops, my mistake, sorry. Wow, never commenting on nerf-this again, haha.
LucasCross

Im calling it already. I can see Zoey and human Nergil hooking at some point in the future.
- Katie
  
  Oooh! Yes please!
Adurna

Zoey and Nergil are going to wind up dating, I just know it.
- Tyguy
  
  LucasCross beat you to the call by 10 minutes
http://bobhendriks.eu Ice-Cerberus

Nergil is a blond:O?
Leanasta

gotta love how his chest eyes make the same exspresion as on his face ^^
Emma

So wait, is this gonna be one of those things where he suddenly ages really fast and then just ends up as dust once he turns human?
- CHaoS
  
  that or he’s going to date Zoey
  - nonesocoldasi
    
    Oh man, what if it turns out that Nergil is an exact duplicate of Chase, just with a more interesting vocabulary?
    
    I just gave myself goosebumps.
MeMyselfandI

Gotta say, bad pun though it might be, that Nergil is really just a big weenie.
Jamie

Sooo…….. Am I the only one that’s curious about exactly what Zoey is seeing hidden below the panel line? Because I’d seriously like a peek…
- Rachael
  
  mhmmm. haha
Gramps

Sooooo…. is there going to be an explanation as two why she is wearing a grey dress all of a sudden?
- Broketoon
  
  Its not Taryn…both Zoey and Taryn are in the arena
  - Harleypuppy
    
    Don’t forget Tony’s in there too, he does have to save his sex life after all
Karen

Aww, bye bye sexy monster body.
Jen

Ah, poptart high. Was it the s’mores, or are you just hitting the frosted wild strawberry too hard?
Glacirus

Wow…3 (or more) sets of eyes going…..lower.

And HAIR!
HeatherJ

Yeah, Nergil’s snerky eye-nipples in panel 3 seriously had me ROFLing. Among other things…

I must say I’ve been rather confused as to Nergil apparently being a blond, though, as he seemed to have dark hair in all of the filler strips about his past. Visually, though, I like it, because it contrasts well with the shadowy parts of him and makes it more clear that he’s changing back into a human – if his hair was dark, it probably wouldn’t be as obvious.
Mightysmiley

Epic face, Epic face, Epic face, Epic Face, Jiz..in…his…pants
the1truesushiboy

Eyes also on your chest, Nergil.
glueberrypie

I am particularly looking forwarding to seeing modern day Nergil.
Eri

I think his left eye nipple is crying. It looks like it’s crying.
- HeatherJ
  
  LOL, I thought the exact same thing.
High Lord Hagglemuffin

He’s probably going to gain his mortality and die of incredibly old age
DA DAX

i think his ni-eye is breaking in that one panel
Suzu

xD i have a friend who calls Poptarts “Pottarts” cuz they make her high
Rethid

See, and now’s the part where I look bad for not having posted earlier.
- Harleypuppy
  
  You’ll never look bad
GranSorceror Davidicus

No! He can’t become normal again! He’s too badass for that!
Don’t give into the normalcy, Nergil!!
Whirling Dervish

Re: blond hair.. keep in mind that all of the “pictures” of Nergil are in black and white. I remember pictures of my grandfather in B&W; he was a sandy blonde but his hair looked almost black in pictures.
- Whirling Dervish
  
  **and I agree that Nergil will turn out to be just like Chase, which will be Zoey’s dream come true and they will have lots (and lots and lots and lots) of sex, maybe even babies.
  - Hal Abaren
    
    gallons of babies and Nergil will be happy to be loved
Lazy J

no i think the most unexpected part is he is gonna be naked and then hes gonna be all like WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!? wait thats nto black and i dont have eyes everywhere WOO HOO!
Terran

huh?.. they were eyes (lol)
Mnordlund13

hehe, poptarts at your age. and, wait, she can see his bizniss and we can’t?!?? NOT FAIR!!!!

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