Gem Petting

That's his way of saying he likes your gams.

Gem Petting

by sc0tticus on February 23, 2015 at 12:02 am

Chapter: Comic

I’m a whore for Lovecraftian dapper horror.

└ Tags: nerf this comic

Jason Browatzke

oozing gallons of awesome GALLONS!
Death Is a beginning

Just when you thought it couldn’t get weirder, it flies over that barrier and dances around in it’s wizardly blood-stained tutu.
Crestlinger

And that motto is how she was born.
Sammael

Bored killing brainwashed prostitute bears. That man must have a lot of questionable pelt rugs.
Brad Woodfield

Lovecraft references <3 <3 <3 Dapper Cthulhu is so dreeeeamy

"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"
- Dr.Obvious
  
  in the city of R’lyeh dead Cthulhu sleeps waiting
Hannatude

ALL HAIL CTHULHUCUMBER.
- Infamous Nefarious
  
  And his cousin Yog Zucchinisoth.
PsychoGuy21

This raises the question, who is paying for prostitute bears at a Victorian carnival/petting zoo?

I imagine Mr.Mills does, but then that raises the question, is that why Destiny is so violent towards him during their bouts of marriage triumph?
http://crowwith17eyes.co.vu/ Alex Emery

Between the prostitute bear here and the ursine erotica from earlier, I’m kind of starting to worry about Mr Mills…
- Jazz Anarchist
  
  Well I find it interesting that both he and Chase have natural enemies. Bears for him and koalas for Chase. ^^
  - Demonlogan
    
    So you’re saying Mr. Mills literally is Chase at some point in the future?
    - Jazz Anarchist
      
      No, they’re just similar. They both like adventure if you want another example.
      - Demonlogan
        
        I’m not good at making jokes and I apologize for trying there.
Infamous Nefarious

If you make the Family Motto a t-shirt? I promise I will buy it.
Kaunisenkeli

Dapper Lovecraftian horrors are the best!
- Ryan Schneider.
  
  But dapper by which era’s fashion standards? Lovecraft’s period settings spanned centuries, even millenia! Still, the Victorian time of his youth is objectively the best.
Souffrir

You know, your bears are starting to resemble your pigeons, Scott.

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