Gallons of Sharks

by sc0tticus on September 12, 2012 at 12:08 am

Chapter: Comic

Option A: He killed gallons of sharks and now wears the largest one’s tooth as a warning to other sharks.

Option B: He bought it for three dollars at a kiosk.

YOU DECIDE.

└ Tags: Sharks

Cap Carell

Can’t wait to see him get his teeth beaten in!
Yay, fights!
http://www.facebook.com/travis.lackey Travis Lackey

He wears neither mustache nor monocle. He bought it. Pansy.
Kris

Option A! If he can’t talk the talk he should at least walk the walk!
http://www.facebook.com/julian.mendez.7965 Julian Mendez

I say it must be A cause morally you wouldn’t be able to wear the tooth of something you didn’t kill
- Anonymous
  
  But then, I wouldn’t really call this guy “moral”, would you?
  
  “Moron”, probably. “Moral”, no.
rai

but chase kills koalas
- Thorgeous
  
  we haven’t had a koala murder in quite some time. I miss them.
Anonymous

Chase, you defeated a cursed wizard, the giant snake monster he became afterwards, and became friends with said wizard.

And you stood up to Mr Mills! Mr Mills!
- Mike
  
  Don’t forget hundreds of murderous Koalas.
Chronos

Option C: It’s a bunch of his baby teeth that he glued together and filed into the shape of a shark’s tooth.
- Chronos
  
  Arts and crafts were really his thing.
Mr. Bigglesworth

Sharks, indeed.
Aetrun

I vote Option B, on the grounds that sharks are to big for gallons and clearly must be killed by the bushel. Nice try on tricking me though XD
anon.

ChaseFace.
Anonymous

I’m going to get a shark tooth necklace so men stop hitting on me. But that may only work if those men are Chase…
- Capt.Obvious
  
  You’re a Canadian girl. You already kick ass. No amount of carcharodon dental work should surpass that… you may need a Koala skin hat instead.
  - Anonymous
    
    Haha thank you for the advice! I’ll be sure to pick some up immediately.
Hikikomori

XD Bwahahaha!!! His face in the last pannel <3 xx
hotmess98

Option D :He kills people that run kiosks.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=540921661 Natalie Becker

The last panel. Chase’s face. So much win.
ChaosSorceror Davidicus

C – He bought it from a guy who kills gallons of sharks at a kiosk!
- Capt.Obvious
  
  What were the sharks doing at a kiosk?
  - Beepboop
    
    No good, obviously.
Jazz Anarchist

I agree Chase, if he’s killed sharks he MUST be a badass. XD
Crestlinger

Repressed rage: CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!
One dismembered pile of goo later…
_Alexander_

If he had Monty with’em, he wouldn’t be such a wuss.
http://insectoid.budwin.net/ Insectoid

I’m guessing Chase doesn’t know that Option B exists…
blam

relevant-http://coolpicsbro.com/post/14938
http://twitter.com/SKJinnes S.K. Jinnes

Level of do
Level of douche: 57. Definitely bought it. uche: 57. Definitely bought it.
The Prophet

The die has been cast… this shark toothed poser is most certainly NOT a sir. Option B is the only real possibility. I believe that it is time…
MaggieRandom

Oh god.. the look on chase’s face.. XD priceless…
korkman

I think it’s option B. he is a pansy, because he didn’t fight a wizard, killed hundreds of murderous Koalas, and he didn’t stand up to Mr. Mills, the manliest of men.

So really Chase you are the true badass.
Trey the Dashian

he doesnt have a Ragestache, so dont worry taryn can take him.

Nerf This

Gallons of Sharks