For those of you who might say “Pfft! Now Scott… we all know geese don’t hiss, they honk!”
Chase seems to default on this outfit in times of awkward planning…
They do when their piss or on lcD
forgive my spelling and grammar
* They do when they are pissed or on LCD.*
He Totally Meant LCD, Geese Get Extremely Pissed When Under The Influence Of Television Of The Internet That Is Through LCD Monitors
I must have his shirt form panel 2, smiles rock
That’s awesome, I need to find clothes like that somewhere (minus pink)
More proof that geese are related to snakes. Long necks and hissing, all we need is fangs and leathery skin.
oh and FIRST
There’s nothing scarier than a goose hiss. D:
Poor baby Chase!
being the victim of a canadian goose attack myself (it’s a feeling similar to being attacked by pterodactyls), I can say it’s not pleasant.
Geese often do not make distinctions between ‘scraps of bread’ and ‘the hands of tiny children.’ We haven’t been on speaking terms (read: sworn ememies) since I was six.
Drawn on suit, a fake mustache and two monocles, so cute and classy : )
You get to see a glimpse of the man he turns into
Oh, geese hiss all right. So do swans, if you make them angry enough. And they run a lot faster than you’d expect, especially when they’re almost your size. *shiver*
Swans are huge, people underestimate their size until you get up close, it’s almost like a velociraptor, except pudgy with feathers.
I built a little snowman in my yard once and went out the next morning to find swan prints all around it. I guess he’d been swimming by and thought the snowman was a rival. His webby footprints were about the size of my hand which, OK, was a bit smaller at the time, but it was still very sobering.
I was menaced by a swan at a zoological garden once, they are huge! I cleverly distracted it with a small child while I backed away.
Creepy… and ewwww-y
and bloodthirsty-ey D:
This comic really struck home. I have lived right next to a giaaant field that doubles as a bird sanctuary for the entirity of my life…I actually attempted to befriend geese, since other weird little kids seemed to be lacking in my neighborhood…Hissing geese are only out scaried by angry sandhill cranes D:
I’ve experienced the goose hiss first hand
never ride a bike near a geese’s baby
…especially when the father had a hook in his mouth
(I am not kidding here)
Oh my, Geese are quite intimidating when pissed and in large numbers. o.O
The triumphant return of the DUAL MONOCLES. I love it.
A goose bit me once. In retrospect, I guess it didn’t want to be pet…
Double monocle, all the way.
its so beautiful! what does it MEAN???
the only way to appropriately approach geese with and their babies is by bringing buttery croissants and throwing them bits and pieces until they befriend you.
then they hiss when other people come near you – fact.
Geese=scariest mofos of the fowlest depths of hell *shudder*
Yeah, canadian geese do hiss. So do regular ones if you get them pissed off enough, but they’re not as scary as a swan.
Trust me. Do not mess with swans.
New in my nightmares! Hissing geese!
And yet he is more about the battles with koalas…. I am scared to see what one of those did to him! Also Tiny dapper Chase is adorable even surrounded by hissing geese… Like a classier Indian Jones!
Geese are unforgiving bastards. Not even double monocles can stand up to them.
I used to tangle with them near the pond I grew up at, and at the age of 6 they were pretty much eye level with me (unconditionally terrifying).
Hell, we had trouble with them when they where invading one of our bases. I can not imagine what sort of fisticuffs you had to resort to to survive as a 6-year-old child.
The city I live in has a river that is full of swans and geese. When you are having a picnic; they will often gang up on you hissing to shoo you away from your food. XD
Seriously, they’re like modern age dinosaurs…
When I was but a wee lad, I was attacked by a hissing swan. I will never forget it.
Also, my mother said almost the exact same thing to me as the mom in panel #1 said to Chase.
I’m really loving the links to previous strips. It makes my day a little more like the old doublemint gum jingle.
just replace doublemint gum with nerf-this
F-ing hissing geese! I had a goose hiss at me when I was golfing once. I was just trying to shoo her and the little goslings away so I didn’t hit them when I inevitably shanked my shot out of the rough.
Also, double monocle is epic.
Geese are the most evil of all birds. I suppose Hitchcock could have used them, but no one would believe how awful they really are!
geese definitely do hiss! a flock of em attack me and my cousin when i was little. the goose egg we found wasn’t an easter egg…
They bite too
He must be in Alaska.
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