Dry Unicorns

by sc0tticus on September 9, 2013 at 12:15 am

Chapter: Comic

Updated this, been a while since I did that.

Scout Crossing also updated today

Can’t wait to draw the next post! ACTIONS HAPPEN.

└ Tags: nerf this comic

Pennywise

rage mode *ON*
Captain Caption

I bet Motokool’s a prequel.
acolyte

hoohoohooo, she is about to get her ass handed to her.

and don’t worry, it’s probably ketchup packets or something. knowing money and all. besides, his “thug lyfe” tattoo is inpenetrable!
Junjuddie

Tis but a flesh wound.
Joe Linder

Those eyebrows :U I thoroughly ENJOY this comic.
madman12222

She has unleashed a force that even Chuck Norris would step aside for
- Korkman
  
  I disagree I think she has unleashed a force that would make Chuck Norris, F5 Hurricanes, F5 Tornados, Bruce Lee, Imperial Japan, the UN, and Mr. Mills piss their pants.
Foxtail33

Here comes Rage Chase.
Thorgeous

*Chase looks up, and in a hollow voice says* “I’m going to ******* your ****** until my ***** turns fifty shades of ***** then grind your ***** into three ***** smoothies with strawberry filling.” all with that deadpan expression. “Destiny says what” he asks. “What?” …”I’m a barbie girl” he replies. And then all hell breaks loose.
- Captain Subtle
  
  Fuck. Nothing in the next few pages could live up to what you just said.
Reiko-chi

But is it diseased unicorns attempting dry masturbation…?
Ryan Paul Peterken

I got the goosebump things goin on…
Chase’s feels reaching critical mass…
If this was a manga there’d be little rocks lifting off the ground and popping into dust…

I am excite.
abowden

can someone lease elaborate? Unless they want to deal with angry chase?
Azure

I see Mrs Mills has invested in those regenerating clothes.
I demand porn of this.

Damn, that’s hot
Gilihein

Scott, I love the actions gif. Poor Monty :C. Can’t wait for more action either!!
Hannatude

I gotta say – I look forward to your random image links almost as much as I do the comic updates.

That being said…
I really hope the difference between Snarky and Monty is explained, because this strip gave me feels of confusion.
Valentine

Pretty extreme weather change from the last panel
wowlock

I don’t care about the reasons, I want BLOOD !
Clon

Poor Mrs. Mills =( she is going to die.
Blargal

Where did the tree go?
kris

Please oh please just go straight for her throat.
Broseph

Hey um, just letting you know that that first usage of it’s is incorrect. It should be its. BUT OTHER THAN THAT, this is a great comic, can’t wait for the next update!
- Demonlogan
  
  There’s one usage of ‘It’s’ in this and it is (it’s) right. Unless there was an edit between the hour I first saw it yesterday and today.
  - Adrian Sparkman
    
    Broseph is right. “Even looking at it’s face disgusts me.” is the incorrect usage.
    
    The second usage, “It’s like looking at diseased unicorns and dry masturbation”, is the correct one.
    - Demonlogan
      
      Dangit, here I thought I made sure to reread it three times before making that comment…
      - Adrian Sparkman
        
        I wouldn’t worry about it much. It’s like impotence, it happens to us all.
      - Demonlogan
        
        …
        Well now I’m worried.
Bleedslow

This is most unusual…. If I remember correctly, Chase snapped into RAGE mode instantly after Monty was injured the first time. Monty is (acting [hopefully]) dead and Chase is still in this form…. I’m worried.
Allsmiles

… That woman is about to die.
Nymera

Shits about to hit the fan…and by fan I mean someone’s about to die
Joemoben

Oh I hope Chase turns rage mode on again. I dearly love rage mode.
Hack

*** inside of Chase’s head we see all the emotions staring at Rage ***

*** Logic looks at Rage and says… **

“Have fun big guy, it’s all yours….”
- Big Bear
  
  Yes! This should be done, and then ragechase goes all apeshit on destiny!!!
Hack

I wonder if they would Destiny in the same hospital room as her husband?
- Demonlogan
  
  Well, whaddya know…
Peach

Her fluffy shoulder things disappeared. It’s for the best really, they were weird.
SUP

HOW CAN ANYTHING BE LIKE DRY MASTURBATION
Dapper New Yorker

is motokool dead?
Billy Stoops

Last Panel. Wall Paper…PLEASE!
Taco

I hope Chase kills a bitch!
Sparta

Holy crap Monty is a mocking monster and Destiny used to work for motokool
Sylis

does the story go. Scout Crossing then Nerf This. then Motokool?
Kennedy Jake

Destiny’s face in the last panel, wowza

Nerf This

Dry Unicorns

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