Beautiful Destruction
In case you missed it last week, I updated Dapper Finery. Also, since I haven’t looked in a mirror in six months, apparently I have a beard now. For all you beardfully beared people… do you use beard balm, or beard oil? I’m at a loss D:
PS: Thank you Caitlyn Siehl for the wordporn… gallons of beautiful word porn.
Shes such a beautiful monster.
Well…holy fucking shit this is way too familiar
Its good to see her heritage shining through all that monster blood!
I want that face as a desktop… please
Anyone can grow a beard. It’s as easy as simply not giving a damn about your face for a few months.
I, myself, have a magnificent mustache. Which takes careful cultivation and maintenance and care to keep it luxurious and inspiring to those who gaze upon it. And, much like with a bonsai tree, the artistic act of meticulously trimming it is a form of spiritual relaxation. Done improperly, it can destroy a mans soul and those unfortunate to be within the fallout range of its soul crushing implosion while unfavorably tipping the balance between good and evil for all life on the planet. Much like bonsai.
In other words: A beard is just hair. A mustache is a responsibility to humanity.
Such ego… No wonder bad guys so often have mustaches in movies. Grow a beard good sir! If you haven’t grown one at least once in your lifetime, you are incomplete as a man. Infamous Nefarious I admire the lengths you go to take care of your mustache and would like to see you try those skills growing a beard, and not just any beard… A magnificent beard.
I am simply aware of the dangers of excess and pride in such excess. Beards also create increased drag and air resistance. My mustache is humble as well as grandiose, all at the same time. :3D
wait until someone grazes upon your mustache. People are sheep, so be alert!
Woman-people are welcome to as long as they are of adult age and able to give cognitive consent.
Her vs chase, what’s your bet?
Chase only goes turns psycho when Monty is threatened, and I really doubt that Taryn would threaten him. Plus, she’d have her parents as well.
… So of course my money’s on Chase. Taryn winning would be too predictable, and Scott doesn’t do predictable.
I go with chase due to his super human half powers (he’s already completely fine from the fight) and the fact that he is seemingly immune to pain.
Super human healing*
Really beautiful wording. It stirs the soul and begs for carnage. Thankfully, the dapper contains the carnage. Carry on.
You make a fist like the 3rd panel and try to punch me with it, you’ll break your fingers. And after that, I’ll break the rest.
anyone else kinda miss when chase could be a badass psycho as well?
It wasn’t THAT long ago… OK, it’s been a while.
it’s only been a while because the comics come so infrequently
While the art only gets better, I don’t feel like I even know these characters anymore.
He just needs the right motivation.
He still is. How crazy do you have to be, how fearless, to have a tea party with three of the creatures, when one just ATE him. Then to DRESS THEM. To WRITE ON THEM! He’s still just as psychotic.
God damn scott you make the best psycho faces (compliment probably predictable given my avatar)
I prefer oil, but wax makes it far more manageable.
Any chance of a wallpaper with that face from panel 3.5?
Wish her dad could see this, he’d be so damn proud (untill he saw chase, having a tea party with his enemies….)
As much as I’m happy about this comic updating, could you update your other comics too please?
YES!!! Take my money dam it! Patreon, tip jar, paypal, something! Anything so you can put more of your time (and more of your precious, precious lifespan) into updating your comics. We promise not to think of you as our cartoon hussy just ’cause we’re paying.
I would. But a hussy of the highest breeding and class
Do not fall in love with people like me.
I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth.
I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.
Caitlyn Siehl, Literary Sexts: A Collection of Short & Sexy Love Poems (Volume 1)
Win
Seriously how the hell was her mom scared of CHASE, when they raised THIS! They’re perfect for each other
Her mom was afraid of chase because chase in berserk mode is way more unhinged he doesn’t stop for anything less than his beloved Monty. Her daughter is epic but in a 3 on 1 of taryn’s family versus an awakened chase I would bet on chase for the win.
I’m also betting that Taryn’s mom and dad see her as their sweet baby girl who is only a little capable of murder.
It’s a masquerade brawl!
(… Awesome. Taryn’s face and line takes the win.)
Chase is taking the ‘friend’ approach it seems. For you destroy an enemy if you make them your friend. Then the ‘bears’ Still try to eat him.
I would love a wallpaper of Taryn in Panel 3! Thanks!
Oh and your comic is awesome!
I know you get this a lot, but man that’s an awesome facial expression, you know the one with all the madness on it. Seconded for wallpapery goodness.
This comic continues to be one of the only reasons to go online. Your sense of humor always has me in stitches. As to your question though, i find putting in oil everyday keeps the hairs nice and soft, and completely unlike a old pan’s scouring brush. But every 3 or 4 days use a balm instead to keep your chin and jawline from dandruffing and itching like a mofo. Also if you give enough of a shit about its feel you can rub in olive oil about ten minutes before a shower and rinse it out while youre shampooing. leaves it silkier than a conditioner and it absorbs your post shower scented oil more readily. Hope you enjoy your beard while you have it, mines become a permanent fixture.
…i would let taryn do so many things to me…
Did she break his face off in the first panel?
Also, didn’t they all used to have a horn?
Also, these used to be bears, right? Or is this happening because Nergil’s having issues?
It should be BEARLY. That is, if it was taryn’s dad.
i kinda wish they named that hurricane (Patricia) that hit Mexico “Taryn”