Bearly a Boy

I stapled a hat on my dog and thought it was a completely noteworthy disguise.

Bearly a Boy

by sc0tticus on January 12, 2015 at 12:11 am

Because who the hell wear watches in 2015? Sharks and bears, that’s who!

BOOKZ!!!

└ Tags: nerf this comic

Sammael

I similar even happened to me once. It was awful.

The kid tasted funny and the hat was terribly unflattering.
- David
  
  You are supposed to peel it.
  - Alex Scott
    
    The kid or the hat?
    - David
      
      Yes.
    - Annabanana
      
      Depends if it’s shaken or stirred.
- Jenny Everywhere
  
  He might have been a clown. Clowns are supposed to taste funny.
giggles

Wait a minute, my husband wears a watch. It doesn’t count if I don’t KNOW he’s a bear/shark, right?
- Dr_Devious
  
  Have you checked his pockets/bags for berries/salmon? Check next time you have a chance. It will give you some definite answers.
Michael Rohman

I wear a watch! Now let’s see, since I have almost no body hair and my nails couldn’t open a paper bag much less a bee hive, that’ll rule out bear. Even though I have good skills at swimming, I rarely go in the water because up here it’s so cold, I’d say there’s little chance I’d be a shark. Hmm, perhaps I’m a bare shark? (wink, nod)
- David
  
  Goosebear. Your toes likely point forward.
  - Michael Rohman
    
    That would depend on many factors, such as toes in general and which way is considered forward. I may be some form of reptile that recently ate a bear or shark, which would account for where I got the watch in the first place.
http://truthordaringly.tumblr.com/ ТЯЦТНΘЯḊΔЯЄ

On the bright side, you may be seeing him again real soon…
Infamous Nefarious

And then he met the same grizzly end.
- Annabanana
  
  I don’t think I can bear the thought of it.
  - Infamous Nefarious
    
    It was furry nice of you to contribute.
Jenny Everywhere

A bear walks up to a girl in a bar and says “What’s ursine?”
cypher20

I love when Taryn joins in on the craziness
Crestlinger

http://acidsquirrel.com/post/66325

That is All.
- Infamous Nefarious
  
  I want this tattooed on my butt. Now.
rasalgoober

I love this comic. But the updates are almost non-existent at this point.
- John
  
  I loved this comic- I wish he would let the other two comics lapse out (although I like them) and just focus on this one. I feel like he’s overwhelmed with all the projects and I know that feeling really well. From one freelance artist to another- consolidate and conquer!
Matt [in Middletown]

Didn’t Monty eat that kids brother?
ArkthePieKing

Scott, dude, I totally get that life is hectic, and you’re not required to give us our free entertainment whenever we want it, but could you possibly stop saying you’re going to keep to your schedule and then…not? Just say that updates are going to be infrequent, and leave it at that. It’s kind of a bummer to see you say that it’s going to back to weekly Mondays, and then this. Again this is just a request for accurate communication. If you’re gonna update only every once in a while *that’s totally cool*, but just say that’s what you’re doing instead of making promises you may not be able to fulfill.
- Souffrir
  
  There were almost as many updates last year as there were weeks in the year.
  
  60% is almost as many, right?
anonymous

I used to keep up with this comic a lot, now it’s just turned to shit, if you can’t keep up with what you said you would, then just stop. Go fuck yourself dude.
Breccan

Seriously with all the bitching people??? He has a life and you should be grateful for the awesome comics he gives us, fucks sake I’ve never seen such an ungrateful fanbase

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