Sorry this page went up in the wee hours of the night, I didn’t expect it to be a full page post, now off to battle the thing staring at me in the corner of my ceiling. (It’s probably going to kick my ass).
I have three spiders in my ceiling, they are named Mordred, Dagmar and Elspeth. They are my friends, and keep evil flies from annoying me. And you are going to just KILL the one who have been so kind to come help keep your house fly free? Poor little spider…. YOU MURDERER!
Spiders are inherently evil creatures capable of coercing you into believing they are being helpful while really only acting on the infiltration step they’ve thought up. Once they’re in your house and have you convinced that they’re harmless, they’ll jump you when you least expect it and inject their neurotoxins into your spine. As soon as you’re paralyzed, they’ll lay millions of teeny tiny eggs into every orifice in your body. You’ll eventually “wake up” convinced it was all a dream, and the evil mastermind will wait in the shadows until time for it to taunt you as his spawn hatch and emerge from your body.
I know it’s morbid, but it’s ALL TRUE! The man passing out the “special candy” in the alley told me so. KILL IT BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE!! *flails*
Actually, if the spiders do their job too well and truly make your home insect free, then they will begin to attack each other and/or bite you since they will have no other food. I found that out the hard way when my ‘resident’ spiders ran out of food. >_<
Ahahahaaha! Chase’s face in panel 4 is priceless. I also make that face after being “assertive” …aka right after I blurt out something foolish and everyone is laughing.
Good luck battling that beastly monstrosity. Luckily it doesn’t have a monocle or it would get +10 strength. D:
I hate you forever for that link of the spider… What’s worse than seeing an actual spider is seeing a close-up of a spider.. o.O
But it’s okay, I forgive you because this comic is awesome =D
So wait, we just saw Chase badly injured (not breathing), and we go straight to scenes of when he and Tony met…
Is this Chase’s life flashing before his eyes?
Nuuuuuuuuuuu, Chase! Pull through!
Just a background reader here~ This honestly has nothing to do with the current comic (although I will say that is a grand specimen of Arachnus Deathicus you have there, sir), but I simply saw this and thought of Nerf This–and I couldn’t resist.
Dear gods that is a scary looking critter trying to take over your room. I hope you attacked it with some bug spray and a broom. Or maybe some bear spray XD.
I screamed with my mouth closed when I saw that spider (at work). What I normally do is just pretend they arent there, and they eventually go away (probably down my throat while I’m sleeping). I’m also glad I don’t pee when i get assertive, but maybe I’m just never assertive…
Oh wow…. embarrassing. Tony was his friend anyway, so Chase has some redeeming quality right? Lol, good chapter and liking all the use of color
looks like someone is taking his b vitamins
seriously b vitamins make your urine look like gatorade and highlighter fluid.
Little Chase is so freaking adorable!
Oh! Poor baby Chase!
I’d hug him, but that’s f’in’ gross.
Hellooooo Boxer Hockey influence…
oh so im not the only person who knows that series then. first time iv seen it mentioned by another person
Boxer Hockey is teh bomb diggity yo!
There, now you’ve seen it mentioned twice!
where is it I see three possibilities
1.the face
2.the comment about the toys
3.the peeing thing
I think it’s number 1
Nice call, I do really look up to Tyson Hesse as an artist and a writer, his work is some of the finest I’ve seen from webcomics 🙂
I have three spiders in my ceiling, they are named Mordred, Dagmar and Elspeth. They are my friends, and keep evil flies from annoying me. And you are going to just KILL the one who have been so kind to come help keep your house fly free? Poor little spider…. YOU MURDERER!
Seconded. (I too have resident spiders.)
Spiders are inherently evil creatures capable of coercing you into believing they are being helpful while really only acting on the infiltration step they’ve thought up. Once they’re in your house and have you convinced that they’re harmless, they’ll jump you when you least expect it and inject their neurotoxins into your spine. As soon as you’re paralyzed, they’ll lay millions of teeny tiny eggs into every orifice in your body. You’ll eventually “wake up” convinced it was all a dream, and the evil mastermind will wait in the shadows until time for it to taunt you as his spawn hatch and emerge from your body.
I know it’s morbid, but it’s ALL TRUE! The man passing out the “special candy” in the alley told me so. KILL IT BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE!! *flails*
Actually, if the spiders do their job too well and truly make your home insect free, then they will begin to attack each other and/or bite you since they will have no other food. I found that out the hard way when my ‘resident’ spiders ran out of food. >_<
Now I kill them all with extreme prejudice.
Destroy it with fire!
D’AWWWWW!!!
I just wanna pinch their cheeks so hard that I make them cry… They’re so cute!! (Chase and Tony, not spiders)
Poor chase!
Ahahahaaha! Chase’s face in panel 4 is priceless. I also make that face after being “assertive” …aka right after I blurt out something foolish and everyone is laughing.
Good luck battling that beastly monstrosity. Luckily it doesn’t have a monocle or it would get +10 strength. D:
did you really have to make a wee joke in the blog post? for shame, sir. for. shame.
yhat said, i’m still giggling.
Lol, Chase is such a cute kid.
Poor Chase. I all want to hug him or ruffle his hair or something.
Also spiders are evil and pretty much only good for fire or squishing. Preferably fire because I ALWAYS prefer fire. 😀
oh god id hug the crap out of chase if it werent all creepy like.
I second that hugging/if only it wasn’t creepy…ing XD poor lil guy
I wonder if we’ll see the beginnings of the koala feud
I hate you forever for that link of the spider… What’s worse than seeing an actual spider is seeing a close-up of a spider.. o.O
But it’s okay, I forgive you because this comic is awesome =D
that was one of the more “safer” photos I assure you, and thank you for the kind words 🙂
be glad you only have to deal with wolf spiders. you should see some of the spiders i have to deal with right now
to be honest I twitched when reading this due to the massive amount of cuteness your putting into this xD
awww it’s so cute!
I bet he peed sideways 🙂
Thank you! This completely made my day.
Thanks Quantum! I’m happy that this comic can deliver! Makes my day to hear that 🙂
So wait, we just saw Chase badly injured (not breathing), and we go straight to scenes of when he and Tony met…
Is this Chase’s life flashing before his eyes?
Nuuuuuuuuuuu, Chase! Pull through!
Just a background reader here~ This honestly has nothing to do with the current comic (although I will say that is a grand specimen of Arachnus Deathicus you have there, sir), but I simply saw this and thought of Nerf This–and I couldn’t resist.
http://www.breadandbadger.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/resized_AmandaSiskabreadandbadger.jpg
I thought you might like it.
Enjoy.
Thanks Scone! I now need to get those glasses for my place… dozens of them! 🙂
Be happy it isn’t a grue in your shadowy corner. Otherwise Scotticus would be a snackicus.
Dear gods that is a scary looking critter trying to take over your room. I hope you attacked it with some bug spray and a broom. Or maybe some bear spray XD.
I’m so googling “bear spray”… but keeping safe search on 😉
“Boy toys” heh. heh. oh the implications..
hah! I thought about that when I was writing it 😉
I screamed with my mouth closed when I saw that spider (at work). What I normally do is just pretend they arent there, and they eventually go away (probably down my throat while I’m sleeping). I’m also glad I don’t pee when i get assertive, but maybe I’m just never assertive…