Apologetically Modest

by sc0tticus on October 11, 2010 at 12:00 am

Chapter: Comic

I mean, if you think about it, shadow guy really isn’t terrifying, devious maybe… but he lacks certain qualities to be scary.

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└ Tags: Dapper Finery, indie, moxie

Memory

Shadow wang. That is all.
- dingane
  
  HA!
- glutamightier
  
  Oh my goodness. YES. (yeeeeeessssssss)
  - TavishMacRavish
    
    This is what happens before fanfic.
    Horrible, disgusting, flattering, terrible fanfic.
    - glutamightier
      
      I would never…
      - TavishMacRavish
        
        Stop lying.
        It’s bad for your skin.
      - Puck
        
        Eh. She doesn’t want to, I will. ;3
Kylica

I imagine this turning into a contest of “MINE’S BIGGER!” between Mr. Mills and the shadow guy.
http://journalincomix.wordpress.com Joe

IT ALL MAKES SENSE!

ShadowGuy is pissed that he has no discernible genitalia whatsoever!
- http://nerfthiscomic.com sc0tticus
  
  Hence the dapper finery!
Sillypiggy

There is only one thing to say at a time like this……

Surprise Buttsecks!
glueberrypie

Lol, he’s a terrible nudist.
- http://nerfthiscomic.com sc0tticus
  
  You can tell he lacks confidence.
  - glueberrypie
    
    Clearly. Maybe he’s not the villain I thought he was. All the good villains are mightily evil with or without clothes. (does he only have eight chest hairs, too?)
    - NinjaGinger
      
      I’m thinking something closer to the number three…
      - glueberrypie
        
        Oh my. Well. That’s okay. Prince had a hairy chest, you know, and it only made him look like he had a hole in his. But that would probably be ideal for Shadow Man.
      - NinjaGinger
        
        Actually, I’m not sure if Shadow Man has any body hair whatsoever… O.o
      - glueberrypie
        
        pshfftt, then what the hell is he hiding for? OMG, MAYBE! Maybe he’s pregnant with some sort of shadow baby and he left his baby crushing (you know, ’cause shadow babies totally love that sort of thing) girdle with his clothes! He’s just hiding his big old belly! =D
      - NinjaGinger
        
        That’s got to be it!
SKEEEEE!

Wait… he thinks he just got creepy? Not the fact he’s made out of evil black smoke, the fact he (apparantly) cannot age, and the fact that he can kill without touching someone (plus he’s naked)… but him being a facebook creeper is?… I think someone has some issues >.>
- SKEEEEE!
  
  PS: his name starts with S-, and ends with -hadow Guy =P
flabajaba

By the by, has anyone mentioned how awesome his facial expressions are, given that he has no face? Because they are. =P
- omont
  
  Eyebrows are powerful things
Aly

MOAR! D:<
http://none god of bad ideas

wait how dose he kill people if hes made out of smoke? and if hes all smokey dosent that mean you cant punch him if he gits all faidy? or is mr.mills just so awsome he can punch smoke and make it bleed?
- Kylica
  
  Well if you want to get technical, smoke inhalation is deadly in itself.
  
  And Mr. Mills is JUST THAT AWESOME. Chuck Norris wishes he were Mr. Mills.
Fish

Out of all things to be sorry for he’s sorry for being naked… You’re doing it wrong!!
Rinthia

His random mood swings makes me wanna find a way to keep him in a cage… Preferably an air-proof one.
Curator

shadow guy needs meds…lol… im gonna be hit for this, but I have to point out, that he seems eerily similar to an ex of mine…
- harleypuppy
  
  he seems eerily familiar to many exes
csegbert

Awkward…..
gangler

To be fair, no one’s scary when they stand next to mister mills.
mrwafflesorig87

i feel a little sorry for the shadow man, hes a dick, but i still pity him, he really doesnt have a life, cyberstalking mister mills and his family, he must really like him

he lost all his scariness after he got punched and now hes naked and cowering behind a woman, now hes just sad how low he is
- gangler
  
  Plus all this started as a plot to get back his pet. If that doesn’t scream of loneliness I don’t know what does.
  - glutamightier
    
    I was gonna say, I think the poor chap’s just lonely. :”[
    - mrwafflesorig87
      
      theres lonely, and then theres being creepily lonely, i envision him just sitting on his computer watching facebook updates, and getting giddy that he finally got a reply
kanevivi

hmm well you know now i wonder. if chace is dead and shadow guy is out of his cloths why hasn’t monty gone berzerker mode on his butt!
http://www.nerf-this.com Cloudcry

…Can’t think of anything witty….
Erm…Set something on fire!
Rose

Okay, I think I’m in love with this demon guy. xD Sooo funny, awesome job! <3
Anonymous

Quick Taryn! Get your wackin’ stick!
…And your original personality…
Not A Drug Dealer

Wait, I thought she had a sister! Remember, she mentioned it when she was telling off her douchey
ex-boyfriend (who got carried off by that one female rapist)?

Nerf This

Apologetically Modest

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