lmao wooooow. one can only imagine the scenario in the kitchen while he was trying to mix his own junk XD and then the awkward questions of the doctors- “So how did this happen exactly?” “Let’s just say some things are not meant to be mixed.”
Dalonn
As my grandma used to say: ‘Somethen’s WRONG with tha’ boy!”
talos paroxi
take a good look at tony’s eyes kids. this is the last time you’ll be seeing them. EVER!
stjerne
I’m sure this has happened in real life!! If a guy does that they should just take his thing away from him because clearly he doesn’t deserve to have one. Being a eunuch would be less painful for this guy and better for the planet!! Seriously, anyone that dumb should not be allowed to have children.
Crestlinger
Used the wrong head when reading the instructions.
ariedren
The instructions weren’t clear enough, I got my dick caught in a cake mixer.
